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Mullah's and their words of wisdom

From: More Mullahs
by Dr. Shabbir Ahmed, M.D
(excerpts)
It is amazing that all Mullahs, regardless of time and place, and whether they are PhD's or illiterate, seem to have the same frozen frame of mind. This chapter will verify this statement. The order of the day in the Mulla world is that reflecting on the Qur'an is forbidden.

If you conclude what our ancestors have, your reflection will be redundant. If your results are otherwise, they will be curseworthy (Mufti Kifayatullah).

Around the year 140 Al-Hijra, the tomb of the Holy Prophet needed repairs. Builders asked Imam Ja'afar Sadiq whether it was okay to climb the roof. The Imam responded, "Maybe you will find him engaged in sex with one of his wives" (Usool-e-Kafi, Imam Kaleeni, Kitabil Hujjat 1:452).

Imam Ja'afar Sadiq said, "One who does not recognize us is a kaafir" (Kitabash Shafi, 1:215).

The earth is resting on the horns of a great bull. When he shakes his head he brings earthquakes (Ibne Kathir 2:29, 50:1).

Then Ibne Kathir changes his mind: The earth is resting on a fish. The fish is resting on water, water on (the mountain of) Safa in Makkah, Safa on an angel, the angel on a rock, the rock on air. When the fish moves it causes earthquakes (Imam Ibne Kathir, Tafseer part I p.76). Newton could have learned something from our enlightened Mullas.

If the wife is not beautiful the husband's body becomes weak (Imam Ibnil Qayyam, Tibbe-Nabawi, "Medicine of the Prophet" p.479).

Nehjul Balagha is a book believed by millions to be the most authentic on Earth after the Qur'an. This book is supposedly a collection of the speeches by Hazrat Ali. Unfortunately, the Mulla who wrote it, centuries after Hazrat Ali, ascribes such offenses to him:
v Woman is a scorpion that may please the heart but never refrains from stinging.
v Woman is all evil. The greater evil is that there is no subsistence without her.
v Women are deficient of intellect. Beware of even the good women.

A person suspected of causing the evil eye must be imprisoned until death (Imam Ibnil Qayyam, Tibbe-Nabawi p.320).

Take the front leg of a goat after Friday prayers. Be completely unclothed. Write Sura Yasin and the name of the person you desire. Then place the meat in a cooking pot. That person will surely fall in love with you (Mulla Ashraf Ali Thanwi, known as "The Wise of the Nation", Monthly "Khalid", Deoband Darul Uloom).

If you wish to kill your enemy, write A to T on a piece of bread. Recite Surah Ra'ad. Break the bread into five pieces and feed them to five dogs. Tell these dogs, "Eat the flesh of my enemy." By the Will of Allah your enemy will have huge boils on his body (reference same). It is tragic that millions of innocents and illiterates in the Subcontinent consider these Mullas and Sufis as authorities and follow their advice!

Say "Fazabooha" (slaughtered) before you cut a melon, (or anything else for that matter) and you will find it sweet (Ashraf Ali Thanwi, Aamal-e-Qur'ani).

Recite the verse, "When the heaven will split." Write it (on a piece of paper) and tie it to the left thigh of any woman in labor and childbirth will be easy. Cut the hair of that woman and burn them between her thighs and childbirth will be easier still (Ashraf Ali Thanwi, Aamal-e-Qur'ani).

Unfortunately, our Mullas and Sufis use the most rational and pragmatic book, Al-Qur'an, for gimmickry, magic, and soothsaying.

One of the greatest names of the Islamic world issued a fatwa in 1970 that whosoever believed that: 1) the Earth moves around the Sun and 2) that Man has stepped onto the surface of the Moon would be considered an ardent kaafir. Furthermore, anyone doubting his infidelity would be a greater kaafir and his wife would be automatically divorced, it would be haram to marry into his family, drink water in his house, pray behind him, or to attend his funeral prayer. This fatwa (edict) was sponsored and publicized by the respective government. Amusingly, this is a prototype of the kind of fatawa dispensed by our Mullas.

During labor pains let the woman hold the hadith book, Mawatta Imam Malik for instant delivery (Thanwi, Aamal-e-Qurani).

Now more enlightenment from the "Hakeemul Ummat" Thanwi: Keep reciting "Al Mughni" during sex and the woman will love you (reference same). Thanwi's wife spent half her married life in her parents' home.

"Maulana" Yousuf Ludhianwi taught a simple method to make interest (usury) halal: Borrow from a non-Muslim (Masaail-e-Jadeedah).

Imam Abu Suleman Jozjani told Mohammad bin Saad, "I was in the company of Imam Malik. Imam Malik was asked, 'Can a man have rectal intercourse with his wives.' Malik struck his head with his hand and replied 'O' dummies! I am coming directly from bath after doing that. Don't you read in the Qur'an that your wives are your tilths, go into them as you please!'" (Amdatil Qari, Tafsir Bukhari).
The Qur'an here means that when socializing with women (not wives) it should be kept in mind that they are the custodians of future generations.

The wife of Mulla Jalaluddin Rumi thought that he lost his sexual desire. The Mulla came to know of her suspicion in a trance of revelation (kashf). That night he went to his wife and did it 70 times, (the language has been made milder) so much so that she asked his forgiveness (Shamsuddin Akhlaqi, Manaqib-il-Arifain p.70).

Now see what garbage Mulla Ashraf Ali Thanwi is trying to unload. The same Thanwi whom other Mullas call "Hakeemul Ummat" (The Wise of the Nation)! He writes on in Imdadul Mushtaq p.110: There was a true monotheist. People told him if delicious food is part of the person of Allah and feces too is a part of Him, then eat both. The Sheikh first became a pig and ate feces. Then he became a human being and ate food!

On the day the Holy Prophet died, Sa'ad bin Mua'az grabbed the beard of Umar Farooq. Umar said, "Let go my beard! If one hair gets plucked out not one tooth will stay in your mouth" (Imam Ibne Jareer Tabari, The Mother of all Histories, Tareekh-il-Umam wal Mulook).

Bring these items to my grave twice a week: The ice of milk, chicken biryani, chicken pulao even if it is from goat (read again, chicken from goat), shami kabab, parathay (fried homemade bread), milk cream, custard, meat patties, special lentils, ginger, apple water, pomegranate water, a soda bottle, ice of milk from buffalo, homemade (Ahmad Raza Khan Barelwi, Wasaya Sharif p. 8 ).
Some descendant or disciple might be feeding the dead Pir Sahib in his grave to this day, who knows?!

Physicians who believe that having sex with married women is good for health are wrong. There is a great advantage in having sex with virgin girls (Tibb-e-Nabawi p.320 with reference to Zadil Ma'ad).
Here the "great" Imam Al-Muhaddith Ibnil Qayyam is trying to coax men in to becoming predators of young girls.

Evil spirits cause epilepsy. The treatment you ask? Well, the healer need only say, "Get out!" (Imam Ibnil Qayyam, Tibbe Nabawi p.145).

For adulterers the Qur'an ordains lashes and Hadith ordains stoning. What should be done then is 100 lashes on one day then stoning on the following day as in Hazrat Ali's time (Imam Ahmad bin Hanbal, Al-Balagh-il-Maarif).

Here is an illustration of the stature of our clergy mind. Syed Muhammad An-Noori of Syria wrote on April 2, 1999 that while Muslim blood was being shed in Kosovo, Ulema from twenty-one Muslim countries were busy in Makkah defining the following trivia:

v Is it lawful to sacrifice the buffalo?
v Should the crow be considered haram or halal?
v Can there be a universally acceptable size of the beard for Muslims?
v Is wearing trousers in public haram or halal?
v If the amount of milk suckled by a baby could not be determined, will the baby be considered a mahram (treated as a member of the household)?
v Should one eye show through a woman's veil, or both?
v Why did Imam Hussein not resort to isthakhara (dreaming for guidance) before journeying to Karbala?
v If one or two of the seven rocks thrown on Satan in Mina missed their target, would there be any ransom?
v What are the circumstances in the new era for shortening namaz (qasr)?
v If ejaculation does not occur, is a bath still obligatory?
v Is it OK to pray behind a beardless Imam?
v Is it necessary to seek permission from a wife for a second or third marriage?

Dear Reader, this is where the energy of the so-called "think-tanks" of the Ummah is being spent. The Holy Prophet has warned, "Nations before you met destruction because they quit the Book of Allah and fell for books of ahbar (priests) and ruhban (mystics)." (end of quotes)

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