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Allah’s/God's Revelation:
How To Wash Vagina/Puki After Menses

by Malaysian muslims

(from: a Malaysian mailing list )


u r one bldy stink.
shrifah wrote:

Allah’s/God's Revelation: How To Wash Vagina/Puki After Menses

Intan to Shrifah :
This is hillarious!!! better than any of those jokes forwarded here....
i was laughing thru out the posting.

Shrifah :
Intan. This is no laughing matter. This is my religion you are talking
about. I will hunt you down and kill you for insulting God/Allah and the
Prophet.

Shrifah :
Note my fellow learned and respected sunnis and what they said :-
Rabuan : denying the Hadith is denying the Quran
Lobotes Surinamensis: If it's from a hadith that is sahih, I do not
question it as it comes from God.
Hassan Omar : but that's the best line to take if we really care about
what Allah want from us
Abdul Rahman : Because the Al Hadeeth is REVELATION FROM GOD

Intan to Shrifah :
I supposed since the hadith is revelation from God, then i should remind
everyone close to me to use their left hands.......or prepare to go to
hell. but what if their left hand is injured, would they rot in hell if
they use the other hand?

Shrifah:
Intan you are a crazy GAH. Your husband or boyfriend will rot in Hell if
they use their Right Hand to wash their penis or testicles.
Why Intan do you want your boyfriend or husband to take this risk by disobeying
God/Allah. Be a good sunni. Everyday I ask my mother to tell my father
to wash his penis and testicles with his left hand. This is God’s
Revelation that we are talking about!

Intan to Shrifah :
oh, wait, this is for guys only right? what about women? is there
revelation on this? can i assume she can use either hands? help, i'm
getting nervous here. LOL!!!!!...shrifah, which hand do you use?

Shrifah :
That is the trouble with you GAHs who call yourselves Muslims. You do
not believe in Allah’s/God’s Revelation in Sahih Hadiths. For us sunni
women I have to admit that God/Allah did not reveal to us which hand to
wash our vaginas/pukis. However God/Allah in all His Wisdom gave us
sunni women some advice about washing our Vaginas/Pukis.

Sahih Bukhari
Volume 1 : Number 312
Narrator : Aisha
An Ansari woman asked the Prophet how to take a bath after finishing
from the menses. He replied, "Take a piece a cloth perfumed with musk
and clean the private parts with it thrice." The Prophet felt shy and
turned his face. So I pulled her to me and told her what the Prophet meant.

Rabuan to Bala :
the Quran can only be interpreted by Allah Himself, through His Prophet.
That's how the Hadiths come about. Now, denying the hadith, is denying
the Quran itself.

Shrifah :
I am a good sunni. I do not deny the Hadith. After finishing my menses I
take a piece of cloth perfumed with musk and clean my vagina/puki with
it three times. Death to GAH. Kill Intan who do not know about this
Revelation from God/Allah. They dare to deny the Hadith which is
equivalent to denying the Quran. We must kill those who call themselves
Muslims. They are rejecting God's Revelation. The only people assured of
heaven are the Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah. The people whose women clean
their vaginas/pukis with musk three times after menses.

Lobotes Surinamensis to Intan :
If it's from a hadith that is sahih, I do not question it as it comes
from God. If it comes from the Quran, as it comes from God, I do not
question it. Do you? Like I said, if it is logic you seek, it is science
you crave, if not it's faith...

Shrifah :
I am a good sunni. I do not question Sahih Bukhari. What Bukhari wrote
is from God. After finishing my menses I take a piece of cloth perfumed
with musk and clean my vagina/puki with it three times. Why is Intan so
blind and arrogant as not to see that cleaning the vagina/puki with musk
is God’s Revelation? Kill her! Kill Intan! Forget about science and
logic. God’s/Allah’s Revelation about musk being good for the
vagina/puki must not be pushed aside. One day all those kafir western
scientists will find out in their research that musk is good for the
vagina/puki. Musk will be shown to have anti-bacteria properties and
have chemicals that neutralizes the “fishy smell” that is a women’s
discharge!

Hassan Omar to Intan :
If we accept that the Prophet is to be the guide as to the real practice
of Islam as required by Allah in His Qur'an, then we should try to
understand his Sunnah (practices) don't we? How to do that if not
through the Hadiths? Everybody can make mistake, but that's the best
line to take if we really care about what Allah want from us.

Shrifah :
I am a good sunni. Bukhari did not make any mistakes. Mr Hassan Omar, do
your wife after finishing her menses take a piece of cloth perfumed with
musk and clean her vagina/puki with it three times? Be a good sunni. Do
not be like the GAH animals who call themselves Muslims and follow only
the Quran. Be like me. I am a good sunni. After finishing my menses I
take a piece of cloth perfumed with musk and clean my vagina/puki with
it three times. If I do not use musk I feel unclean. I feel dirty. God
in all His Wisdom has given a miraculous Revelation about cleaning
vaginas/pukis with musk. We must enforce this Divine Ruling from God and
make it compulsory for every Malaysian woman to use musk in vagina/puki
health care. Besides we can make a fortune manufacturing vagina/puki
musks.

Abdul Rahman wrote :
Becuase the Al Hadeeth is REVELATION FROM GOD, being it no peeing in
holes or dipping flies in tea. You'd be surpirsed to know that there is
SCIENTIFIC evidence supporting the practice of dipping fly in tea and
peeing in hole is forbidded because ANIMALS LIVE in holes.

Shrifah :
Agreed 100%. Sahih Bukhari is Revelation from God. After finishing my
menses I take a piece of cloth perfumed with musk and clean my
vagina/puki with it three times. Therefore this practice for sunni
women is valid and authentic. Better make sure you ask your wife to use
musk after her menses Abdul Rahman. Or else you are not following God's
Revelation. We must kill the GAH bastards. We must kill them before
their dumb mentality spreads. Be a good sunni. Go and buy your wife some
musk for her vagina/puki. Death to GAH animals. Long live Ahlul Sunnah
Wal Jamaah. We must kill those who call themselves Muslims. In the end
we must make sure that even the wifes of MGG Pilllai and Lim Kit Siang
uses musk after their menses. There is nothing in this whole world
comparable with the wisdom of Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah as per our Sahih
Bukhari collection which is Revelation from Allah/God. We must convert
all kafirs into our religion and if they refuse we will use force on the
kafirs.

Shrifah :
I am sick of all the GAH animals that promote only the Quran. Those GAH
animals call themselves Muslims and do not have any respect for the
Sahih Hadiths of Prophet Muhammad which are also Revelations from
God/Allah. Let me remind the Muslims (aka GAH animals) that only the
Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah sect is assured of heaven. Repent your sins.
Come back to the religion of Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah. Come back to
shitting on two bricks and washing penises and testicles with left hand.
Come back to using musk for your women folk. There is much more
revelation and wisdom from God/Allah in Sahih Bukhari. Or else we will
hunt you down and kill you all. You murtad bastards.

Ibu Kari wrote:
I'm just extracting your hadeeth sahihs, so that you can read the ones
your ulamaks wouldn't want you to see. Below is another hadeeth from
your Imam Bukhari. It means that if your sister / girlfriend / wife /
mother wriggles her ass while circumbulating your dinner table, then the
end is nigh...

Allah's Apostle said, "The Judgement Day will not be established till
the buttocks of the women of the tribe of Daus move while going round
Dhi-al-Khalasa." Narrated by Abu Huraira Sahih Bukhari Book 9 Number 232

Shrifah:
Ibu Kari, we will hunt you down like an animal and kill you. We are
talking about Allah’s/God’s Revelation here. Do not make fun of my
religion. If Allah/God says that Judgement Day will come after the
buttocks of the women of the tribe of Daus moves, then it must be true.
Allah/God never lies. We will hunt you down and kill you for insulting
our Allah/God. This Revelation from God/Allah goes to show the
importance of women’s buttocks/buntut in determining the Last Day. Death
to GAH. Death to ibu kari.

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